My friend is slowly acquiring an addiction to auditioning for TV game shows. Her latest gambit is for Deal or No Deal, and she (I) had to write a 4 line poem about it. Here are the suggestions:
I believe that I am
Aw, I picked the wrong box.
Damn damn damn.
Deal or No Deal is a quiz show on tv,
who’d like to be on it? yup, thats me!
I’d try real hard to pick the right box,
And dress to impress like a sexy wee fox.
Hope whats inside is low,
If too many are high then you will sigh
As you walk off the show!!
My friends say I’m lovely jubbly
I like trying new things, camping and fun
Holidays at home or in the sun
I’m honest, loyal and reliable
My sex drive is unsatisfiable
I’m feisty and fiery and up for a laugh
Occasionally misinterpreted as being a bit daft.