Ah’ve goat the freedom to write whit ah want tae, as long as ah use ma locul dialect.
Weel, haur is th ‘hing. Ah’m no sure ah really huv one. Fair enough, ah don’t pronounce the T in beautaffal the way ah should, but itherwise ah dot ma I’s an’ cross ma T’s. Hing on! Ah do pronounce the T! Its th’ bit efter that ah don’t really dae richt. Instead of saying, beauT-Tee-ful, ah hink ah say beut-A-ffal. Mental!
Imagine that ah soon’it mair Scottish than ah’m actually ur. I wid soon’ a bit like ‘this. An’ it’s weird, cause naebody pure talks li’ this AW the time. That wid be toatelly stupit. Onyway’s ah’m a bit crabbit the day, so ah’m gonnae shoot aff fur noo and let ye get oan wi yer day.
I hope ye have a braw yin.